Powerown64's Church of Dominikism

Here we practice Dominikism, the BEST RELIGION IN THE DAL

Better then Scorpists

More smarter the Dakseusim practicioners

ALL HAIL DOMINIK

the one true religion is that of the FSM. all praise be upon his noodliness!

Well now there are 2 official religions of DAL

If u worship FSM make your own church

actually if you were around when the DAL was the RFP thats actually where the church of the FSM started soooo

i believe dominik was acutally a follower. the MP and the FSM are one and the same

Dominik belongs to a much older, prestigious order of the Ancient Ones. These Ancient Ones, so called for they were Old when they were thrust into the new world of Canada, use to number in the hundreds. However, time and trickery has worn away even the most resilient etching upon the tapestry of time. There are but a few remaining Ancient Ones still remaining.

On the day 700, He had awoken, His Most Eternal Slumber broken by needless censorship. With a crack and a flash, He arrived on the scene, atop a horned pony of most Good and Pure Magiks. He opened his mouth, revealing ten thousand rows of beautifully white, gleaning teeth, and spoke.

"Damn you, Scorpius, for I have created the laws that do govern this world, and you have broken them. Would you dare censor me, Dominik, if I were to have an outburst of profane linguistics?" And then he sighed, and a single black beetle burst from the forehead of the accused, and it was crushed beneath His mighty boot, and the Evil was gone.

A hush fell like a curtain upon the warring parties. They stared, dumbfound at His most excellent of Excellencies, His holy glory, His light of lights. They stared, until a single man found the courage to speak, a scholar, Sincostan, who had traveled with Him during his earlier years, before The Liar had trapped Dominik in his slumber. And he spoke but five words, but they carried within them the knowledge of a thousand journeys. Five simple words.

"Welcome back, Dominik. Welcome Back."

(Y) i like ^_^

Dominik might accept the existence of Dominikism.

Scorp likely won't accept the existence of Scorpism.

I sure as hell don't accept the existence of Dakseusism.

well i wont hide it is nice to have dom back. id like to talk to him on irc though

YOU HAVE NO LIVE URACZAK!

now now supa be nice to mr CHAOS

well he writes a whole story about this.

hes a very special boy

Scorpius wrote:well i wont hide it is nice to have dom back. id like to talk to him on irc though

You mean "Demon Princess"

Don't make me start a holy war on all your asses.

your holy war will fail

dom if you see this get on irc

Let Me clarify, because I am a loving God and will not let there be bloodshed in My name, unlike some Gods I know... I'm not going to name anybody *cough*Yahweh*cough*.

Anyway, I, Dominik, am the earthly reincarnation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The faith of pastafarianism has seen a decline since the days I- the final prophet- died. Therefore, I have now descended from the Heavens to punish the blasphemers and reward those loyal to Me- the Second Stage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Some may not accept Me as the One and only God. And that is completely OK. We will see you in the depths of hell from which you are to never recover. Damned are those who seek false prophets such as the heathen Scorpius.

Now, there is only Me, and my earthly disciple, Uraczak who will one day transform into the Final Stage of Almighty God and set a horrible curse upon those who defy me. Those that are faithful will be rewarded on the day of the Apocalypse.

My followers must defend Me and the faith that follows Me. If that meaneth war, then let there beeth war!

hmmmm well Bishop Duncan and i shall convene to determine the legitimacy of this claim but if it is indeed true then i am with you 100%

Therefore you denounce your blasphemy once and for all?

Dom must still be sleepy. We are equal in rank and power, only he uses his far more efficiently. Anyway...

Short List of Ancient Ones

The Puppet Master
Status: Dead
He who once controlled thousands has been turned to dust.

The Holy One - Dom
Status: Alive
He's awaken from his slumber. Let there be good cheer!

The Preacher - Banach
Status: Alive
When he speaks, men listen.

The Trickster - Uraczak
Status: Alive
He's a dick.

The Liar - AB
Status: Dead(?)
Ding Dong, the witch is dead!

Oh Blasphemy, Oh Blasphemy,
I am so shocked I cannot see!
I'm blinded by thy light divine,
That has burst forth, and now doth shine...
Forgive me please, my error way,
Truth shall no longer have its sway!

Yeye!!!!!

~hyuu~