Paint a story

NEW RULE: Limit one suggestion per post. No adding onto someone else's post unless I turn it into a pic. Got it?

EDIT: And I'll probably get some more up later. If I let this be a free for all, anything could become canon. That is not a good thing.

You decide to go outside, into the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

nicktheh wrote:scan the room for any useful objects

To the North. The locked door, the befuddling poster, several cinder-blocks that definitely had been there the entire time. Also, a rake.

To the East. A menacing hole into a realm of non-Euclidean geometry your feeble mind can barely imagine. Horrible, ancient eyes glare back at you, red bulbs of hatred that peer into your soul. The dark morbidity grows, a pestilence among the world and your mind. Dark thoughts of throwing yourself into the void enter your skull, and only by tearing your vision away do your prevent your own grisly demise. This is a dark place, an evil place.

Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places.
-H.P. Lovecraft

A locked door to the South, covered in intricate patterns. But where is the key?

Botticelli's The Birth of Venus suspended over a chest of bio-toxic waste to the west. Feng Shui, or modern art? You decide.

build yourself a barricade with the cinder blocks, and hide behind it, brandishing your rake. You don't want the creatures that the red bulbs belong to t eaat you in the night.

Gnaw on the poster

Hey, Sincostan.
I've been racking my brain wondering...
When did I say that you weren't cool beans?
And I'm sorry?

Long day, I'll get to this later or tomorrow.

okay, but it's only 1 suggestion taken at a time right?
so we can all suggest something FROM the current pictures, but don't add on to each others ideas

I suggest he seperate the head and the handle of the rake (smashing the rake against the cinderblocks if necessary) and keep both the head and the handle. They both seem like they could be useful, plus if need be they could be reattached.

*applauds* first competent answer btw he should break down the door with the rake or cinderblocks and if that fails fold the poster into a key to open the south door. or u can gnaw on the cinderblocks

Shhh, I'm getting to it. Patience, Sincostan. Let Uraczak paint the new reality. I hadn't been planning on doing it quite in that way though.

Pinkz wrote:Hey, Sincostan.
I've been racking my brain wondering...
When did I say that you weren't cool beans?
And I'm sorry?

Hey guys Pinkz doesn't know yet...
ANYWAY try sin's idea

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

So I had not one, but TWO thirty frame gifs to put here. Photoshop didn't like that and decided to be a dick and crash. This is gonna be a shit update, but it's late and I've got a general plot set out for a while.


You bash the RAKE against the wall until you get RAKE HEAD and WOODEN LENGTH.

Or, as you like to think of it, LIBERTY HAT and WHACKER STICK.

bwahahahaha XD
sick hat,

try combining the stick and poster to make a sort've slingshot?
and hurdle bricks at the door using said slingshot =]

Throw bricks at the door to see if it breaks.

gnaw on the stick

Oh yea and what sin says (btw sin go on spamland will you)

gnawing on stuff just makes em friggin moist and doesn't actually progress the storyline at all ya tards >_<

You pick up a cinder block and throw it at the door.



It shatters against the door into a dozen pieces. Tough luck.

give up on life and start cutting yourself with the shards of cinder block
also, i am upset as to the fact that he took off his rake hat >:[

Slide the poster under the door and try to push out the key from the lock onto the paper (using the rake handle) so you can pull the poster back, retrieving the key. Because with a keyhole that large and dark, I fail to see how the key's not in there.

nicktheh wrote:give up on life and start cutting yourself with the shards of cinder block
also, i am upset as to the fact that he took off his rake hat >:[

That is a bad idea, for Charles is not an emo. However, that does give you a good idea...

use the spear to pick to lock

New bit. Because it takes forever, I'm no longer gonna copy paste anything I make. Therefore, everything from now on is made entirely from scratch.

Ayeshan Dakseus wrote:Slide the poster under the door and try to push out the key from the lock onto the paper (using the rake handle) so you can pull the poster back, retrieving the key. Because with a keyhole that large and dark, I fail to see how the key's not in there.

You grab the poster off the wall.

You gently slide said poster under the door

*jigglejiggle* You hear a clunk, soon followed by a whooshing sound. Quickly, you pull back the poster. Wait a second...

...that fucker.

Use the blood from your bleeding mouth (From the gnawing) and paint another man beside him to take the key from the fiend in the poster. It's the only way.

And I feel like there be a plot against me? I'm scared.